Toy Machine's annual Halloween demo with Active. This year we teamed up with Emerica to make it worthy of taking a dump in your pants. As if you hadn't already taken a corn-filled dump in your pants. A pair of pants with a steaming dump in it indicates that the customer has been properly satisfied by the awesomeness of the day.
another halloween demo delivered by toy fuck yes.
i can easily recall the past 4 demos.
5+ years of me inconsistently commenting here, yessir.
shit, the earliest post i can remember reading from here was something about ed ranting on thankgiving, around the same days he watched V for Vandetta and he was promoting it.
i must admit i watched it because ed said so.
Posted By: fresh from mex on November 3rd, 2011 at 12:17AM PST
Ahhh,Frescito. Yes, it's around that time of year we all read that Thanksgiving rant that hooked us up as Pawn Lifers. Viva Toy, bendejo.
We've grown up on this damn website. I wonder which of us will get married first.
Dude, you've already won all of our hearts,mijo.
And if those Winners were really winners. they'd be commenting here.
On halloween I dressed up as if I was from 2005. Striped T shirt, Red chuck taylors, boot cut wesc jeans,zip hoodie, trucker hat, studded belt.mirrored aviators.
The filmer with the Carl costume is pretty good.
I'm feeling the diarrhea splatter. Real mature. jk. Being a dumbass is way more fun. fuck you.
Leo was handing out Thunders. lolololo
Red photo. Evil cam.
It's kinda funny how two chubbier dudes won. hell yeah.
It would be funny to be Ed for halloween. I have some blue dickies, a Toy Machine tee. or Emerica tee. but I don't have a green trucker hat. and what shoes. maybe white Vans or something. Or I could be newer Ed, slick back my hair. RVCA jeans. Emerica slips. plaid shirt. Camera on my back. beard.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 3rd, 2011 at 08:56AM PST
yesterday was my birthday
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on November 3rd, 2011 at 10:03AM PST
Halloween themed birthday?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 3rd, 2011 at 01:18PM PST
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 3rd, 2011 at 08:42PM PST
Yea Dion won 1st place!
I gotta say I'm speechless....So much is going on in my life at this moment, Money,shitty job,skateboarding,debt,A milf,a girlfriend that don't wanna work,sobriety.
Happy birth Hemlock
Posted By: Josiah on November 3rd, 2011 at 11:58PM PST
I would love a board.
Considering I dont have one.
I love you too, toy machine.
Posted By: Jacob on November 4th, 2011 at 07:07PM PST
Why did u delete your fb, Jacob?
Billy makes a gnarly Joker, but his son makes a sweet Chucky.
Where\'s Jordan Taylor?
Erica Yarry is a tranny? Jk
Jlay is a beast!
Im watching Beautiful Losers right now. Pretty awesome cause it never gets old. Netflix rules!
Posted By: josiah speaks again on November 4th, 2011 at 11:35PM PST
Jesus christ ed's tre flip to crooks in that thrasher vid made my head explode.
Posted By: Old Man on November 5th, 2011 at 12:38PM PST
THIS was the best post EVER.
The CGI poopoo was so realistic I couldn\'t understand how Ed didn\'t have any stains on his costume despite all the shplatter (shit+splatter).
Again, amazing work and handshakes to all those involved in such a massive bloggy undertaking. You have now raised the bar to a VERY high level. Good luck!
Posted By: Eggs McManus on November 6th, 2011 at 11:41AM PST
This is fucked. Why did the final three contest winners all get equally good presents? Your raising a nation of pussies! How is anyone gonna cope in the real world if they dont know what its like to come third and get a shitty key ring instead of a New deck, wheels, shirt and hat? Thats what my parents did to me and and now im 23 and dont have a job. Thanks Mum and Dad
Posted By: Saitan on November 16th, 2011 at 04:53AM PST