Toy Machine Toy Machine Demo Minneapolis, MN

An 89 photo MEGA-post featuring fly-on-the-wall coverage from beginning to end (except when I was skating) of the Toy Machine demo in St. Paul, Minnesota (why did they bill it as Minneapolis?) as the finale of the Zumiez Couch Tour 2010. Kevin is having computer problems, so you will have to wait until his computer is fixed to see his mega-post.
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Look how small this plane was. Deanna would be having none of this.
Posted July 5th, 2010 by The mothership operator and your overlord.
This post is ESSENTIAL!
Posted By: Nuggs Bunny on July 5th, 2010 at 12:49AM PST
Posted By: Devin on July 5th, 2010 at 02:42AM PST
Shameless self promotion for Mr. Briggs. Thought he would stop after he got called out.
Posted By: Say Something on July 5th, 2010 at 12:19PM PST
God damnit Devin...

This post is too good.
First off, Nick & Collin need to start carding chicks before getting down. Sweet ass Asian party. I need to start checking those out.
Great photos. Looks super fun.
I wish I was a pro skater so I could have times like these. Sometimes.

I like big faces. I bet the dudes were all over that. Does Austin ever get his? I bet he's the only nice guy, other than Dan Lu, which looks just rad.

I'll post more later. This is huge.
I'm hungover. Happy 5th of July.

I found a dope spot behind the Belle Terra on Edinger near Beach. Gotta be creative though.

Love ya'.
Posted By: Jacob on July 5th, 2010 at 12:56PM PST
Oh, what's up Hemlock!!
Posted By: Jacob on July 5th, 2010 at 01:00PM PST
Posted By: JOSIAH on July 5th, 2010 at 01:22PM PST
damn, those girls could be going to my school for all i know. how is one young human supposed to find a genuine other human being these days? not at zumiez i guess
Posted By: crayons on July 5th, 2010 at 01:32PM PST
this post is just what i needed, honestly.

"Can I have some regular steamed broccoli?"

"these fucking pro skaters think they spartan warriors or some shit!'' the waitress really said something like that


Posted By: TurtlBoy'sTwin on July 5th, 2010 at 01:44PM PST
hah I have that sabbath shirt :]
I swear Collin has the best shirts
according to my calculations you won't have to post again for another year.
Posted By: Kilgore Trout on July 5th, 2010 at 03:05PM PST
Table to pool is genius I tell you!
Posted By: Eggs McManus on July 5th, 2010 at 03:14PM PST
Colin has amazing taste in music

COOL, it's hemlock drew, whats up.

I draw sects everywhere, I'll probably comment more on Ed's page.
Posted By: john on July 5th, 2010 at 04:50PM PST
BIG BOY ha ha
Posted By: shithead on July 5th, 2010 at 05:45PM PST
These post made me lought hahah
all of you guy s got a good time
those asian women were "shakejunt status" hahaha
thanks for posting this i needed it!
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on July 5th, 2010 at 05:49PM PST SKATING IN MILWAUKIE OREGON. TOYMACHINE FOR LIFE.
Posted By: JONATHAN GEITER on July 5th, 2010 at 06:00PM PST
I'M FAMOUS NOW. ha ha ha.

can I shamelessly self-promote? and

but seriously, here's my toy machine animation:
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 5th, 2010 at 07:43PM PST
I thought I was going to pass out I was so excited. I was going to tell everyone how awesome they are but I forgot to. As Ed said goodbye, Austin came up and got on the moving walkway and Ed said, "Hey, there's Austin" and Austin just smiled. It was pretty awesome.

There needs to be a TM pawn convention so we can all hang out in real life.
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 5th, 2010 at 08:02PM PST
Ok. I'm gonna comment on every photo. Here goes.

Aren't little planes louder? I guess less people and less waiting to get that's alright.

Next two photos are virtually the same. can see some cool shit when you're in a plane.

Hemlock Drew-
Nice mustache. The hoodie and Boston hat kinda give you that kreeper look. your identity has been revealed.

I give up on commenting every single photo. Anyway, It sucks when restaurants have their dishes pre-made. I guess that's how they get all their shit to taste the same.

Is that Sect on a napkin? Someone sold a napkin with Andy Warhol's drawing of butterflies,sold for thousands. Maybe some mexican busboy came and picked that shit up. worth 49574938572340578 dollars.

damn,Kevin's chest hair. Leo looks like he wants some snuggles.

Austin, wearing a New Era brad 59fifty hat.
I'm wearing a SF giants hat right now. Even though I don't follow baseball at all.

Free shit? I would have brought a backpack and stuffed some things in there for my family. Or to resell or things.
I saw some of those Zumiez sunglasses at a thrift store.

Those glasses are actually pretty ugly.

X-treme as fuck weight pumping delicous processed as fuck sk8gnar meat snacks. America loves their heavily processed food almost as much as war. $$$$ over powers people's well being.

Nice tackle box joke. made me LOL. Dude,they have twilight toys at Burger King. Eat my fucking kids meal and stare into Robert pattinsons eyes.

It shouldn't be surprpsing how short the demoes are. Zumiez isn't really even about skateboarding,just all the other xtreme lifestyle shit.

So,if a girl were to fuck that one guy she'd see that Wu-tang logo. Bring the ruckus on her pussy.

That one dude is wearing that one Fallen shirt that billy wore for 2008 or something.

That guys felt looking panel art thing is pretty cool. You don't see kids getting creative at Baker Shake Junt demoes or whatever. maybe bring your Zero skulls with you.

You know how mexicans have little shrines,I guess make one of turtle boy. Super.

That guy has some of the worst fucking tattoos. Super lame,bro. Brian Anderson has cool as fuck tattoos though. He's like one of the only dudes who I've been like "holy shit,those are all cool tattoos"

A couple of months ago,I mentioned to my brother "dude,what if you put a dildo on top of a bullriding machine?"

Eskimo kiss was pretty steeeeeeez-e. Dude. I was in the Bay Area in a skatepark,and the kids were seriously saying "Steeze" I though that shit was just a joke. Also "Josiah Gatelynn status". This one kid that was like 9 was pretty insane though.

What fancy dinner did Johnny have?

Big Boy. I wonder if Johnny likes the band Big Boys. Man,johnny was a twig in Good and Evil. He still has massive pop. Then again,Leo does too. But hey,who has a signature Vans shoe and Vans signature clothing line?

Wow,Toy Machine gang bang those girls. Dude,it would be weird boning girls with your friends. I was listening to the radio a while back some talk show. and this guy was tired of his friend asking the caller's girlfriends if they'd like to have a threesome. And they usually ended up doing it despite his wishes. What a retarded friend to have.

Dan Lu looked fucked up with those beers,or sleepy.

*Note: Austin wasn't getting crazy.

Asian lady is a

That party looks like something I'd be like at and then think to myself "What the fuck am I doing here?"

That adverisement on that plane thing is a bummer. Like those TV's they have at Gas stations...ughhh...

Imagine waking up and seeing your mother making Dan Lu breakfast. "This is your new daddy". You went through 3 last week.

Matt B,pro,and wearing differnet shades of black.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 5th, 2010 at 08:10PM PST
How the fuck did he get on the bus for 99c when it's fuckin 1 25 PRO DISCOUNT?!
Posted By: kaiserwilhelm on July 5th, 2010 at 09:14PM PST
ha ha Jgonzalez now I\'m screwed since the Anti-Toy army will hunt me down now they know what i look like.

what up to John
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 6th, 2010 at 12:07AM PST
yeah, hemlock is a dead man. i ride for darkstar lolz
Posted By: crayons on July 6th, 2010 at 08:23AM PST
Me enamore de la nena rubia de la foto 27 como no la secuestraron. JAjaja
Posted By: Fede on July 6th, 2010 at 08:59AM PST
i have been slacking......

Nice to see another commenter. Hello Hemlock Drew.

Where do i even begin? haha. Napkin drawing is awesome.
At the NJ demo, i saw Ed wearing his usual orange trucker hat, but then when he skated he was wearing a white i know why haha. to be honest, i saw it on the RVCA blog too haha.

"Here you go pro skateboarders!! Have some sloppy meat sticks, a lighter, water, starbursts, snickers and reeses peanut butter cups."
"Whats the problem?......Oh, you guys eat real food?.....I was unaware."
What the fuck is going on with those luxurious foods back there? haha

Hyped on the Toy pawns haha

Horrible Tattoos.....i can't even say anymore. Just horrible.

Can't get over that dark chasm. Thanks Ed! haha

Leo loves poking fun at people haha, but Leo is awesome

The dance floor and the lady with the skirt rolling up.....priceless haha
How can one post be so filled with good shit? Blows my mind.

Hope Austin heals soon.

JGonz, is your identity going to be revealed this year? haha
Posted By: Mike on July 6th, 2010 at 10:33AM PST
oh, i also want to say good job to ed for conquering your new jersey demons and getting your tricks in Minnesota
Posted By: Mike on July 6th, 2010 at 10:45AM PST
JGonz has already been revealed:
Posted By: ed on July 6th, 2010 at 12:18PM PST
rather be revealed and speak freely than lurk. personal preference I suppose.
Posted By: DanHengel on July 6th, 2010 at 03:46PM PST
I've grown since then,4 waist sizes and 2 shirt sizes. And a mustache.
Jgonz sighting,2010,gonna happen? Maybe. It's a small world.
Let me find out where Kevin lives....muahahah..

DenHengel doesn't know nothin' 'bout Trollin on the internet.

Mike is right. Nice to see Mr.T shredding the fuck on those demoes. Make those 12 year olds with their milf mom's poop their pants seeing this old guy ripping when their step-dad only drinks beer all day.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 6th, 2010 at 07:20PM PST

I've been AWOL from posting because i've been reading the posts via RSS feeds instead of coming to the site.
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 6th, 2010 at 07:21PM PST
Yep,Hemlock,I was like 15. Now I'm near 18.
I've been wondering why you haven't been commenting lately.
Turtleboy's twin and Crayons are two other dudes that come thru every now and then.

Mike,you need a cooler nickname screen name thing. not something like "Mixmaster mikey" or something.lolol.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 6th, 2010 at 09:15PM PST
Yeah, well obviously i'm not going to do the RSS thing anymore, because I realize I need to comment to keep up with the TM pawn gossip. How was everyone's 4th of July? I am visiting my family and we are having fun at the beach. There is a skatepark here but I didn't bring my board.

it's official: mixmaster mikey
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 6th, 2010 at 09:25PM PST
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Welcome back to the party,'Drew.Or should I say, "drewster!?!" Just kidding. Hemlock Drew is a cool enough name.
You can see my 4th of July on my blog.
more of my day coming soon. I basicly went to an Amusement Park the whole day and then watched a fireworks display in Santa Clara. Super fun.
How smooth of a plug in was that? Completely shameless.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 6th, 2010 at 09:33PM PST

whose boobs Jgonz?
Posted By: Burdock Root on July 6th, 2010 at 09:46PM PST
A friend of my brother's. Nothing sexual happened, so don't get too excited,my boy.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on July 6th, 2010 at 10:20PM PST
hahaha NEW PAWNS!
shout outs to josh harmony for not being there!
Posted By: josiah on July 6th, 2010 at 11:09PM PST
One Of The Greatest Posts EVER!!!
Posted By: Scisssorhands on July 7th, 2010 at 08:43AM PST
THANK YOU ED AND KEVIN. good work team.
Posted By: MATTY on July 8th, 2010 at 09:23AM PST
It was hilarious. I first saw J-Lay, and was like "hey that dude looks like Johnny Layton. Except shorter."

and then the entire team was flying by me on a moving walkway and I couldn't believe it.
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on July 8th, 2010 at 06:39PM PST

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