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Toy Machine Blazed Out In Ukiah

Image Description Here Johnny came up on some Cobra Commander shit while in Ukiah. Texting? Image Description Here The two quietest guys deep in nonversation. Image Description Here There was a DGK scout in town and he tried to steal Rob. Image Description Here Then he found out Rob was into Bon Jovi. Image Description Here There was a ramp in the woods. Ed and J-Lay schralped it. Image Description Here Nick just kicked it and had a few dog burgers. Image Description Here Ed got worked in some macho arm slapping game with Little Bill. Image Description Here John and Bill got very close on the tramp. Image Description Here Until Billy flipped out.
Posted July 18th, 2008 by Basically It's All About Me
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Ed got beat by Billy...?

Wow, Ed.. Haha.

Yeah, go Austin!

Posted By: Jacob on July 18th, 2008 at 12:52PM PST
ODEM DODEM DODEM DODEM- OHHHHHOH ROB IS HALF WAY THERE OHHHHHH OH LIVIN ON A PRAYER. TAKE ED'S HAND AND YOU'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR.
Posted By: Matt Dayman on July 18th, 2008 at 12:53PM PST
Is this Kevin uploading the site?
Posted By: Jacob on July 18th, 2008 at 12:54PM PST
nice shirt
Posted By: dildo on July 18th, 2008 at 01:01PM PST
i wanna live the Toy life
Posted By: TurtleBoy'sTwin on July 18th, 2008 at 01:07PM PST
Yes.
Posted By: Kevs on July 18th, 2008 at 01:54PM PST
Yes, these are Kevin's posts...
Posted By: ed on July 18th, 2008 at 01:58PM PST
can i have your shirt?
your shoes?
......
Posted By: crayons on July 18th, 2008 at 04:51PM PST
ed,
i wish everytime you clicked on the "ed" link it wouldnt go straight to your website EVERYTIME. its boring. it'd be cool if you saved the best stuff for the ed link.. not to mention more original. dont worry kids know bout yer website, its the jam.
Posted By: some improvements for ed on July 18th, 2008 at 05:23PM PST
Rob is steez. You guys should put up more coverage of him.
Posted By: zac.b. on July 18th, 2008 at 06:35PM PST
damn johnny, texting is scary shit
Posted By: taben on July 18th, 2008 at 09:01PM PST
rob is dumb. trapeessee front 3 over hubs in the new trhasher is illl
Posted By: the dude on July 18th, 2008 at 09:14PM PST
I knew it!
Posted By: Jacob on July 19th, 2008 at 01:09AM PST
. . .
Posted By: Jacob on July 19th, 2008 at 01:09AM PST
dear some improvements for ed,

I took one of the 'ed' links off, just for you.
Posted By: ed on July 19th, 2008 at 02:02AM PST
"Are you William Blake?"

"Yes, I am... Have you read my poetry?"

BANG!!! BANG!!!
Posted By: Jacob on July 19th, 2008 at 12:57PM PST
Jacob Likes Dead Man
Posted By: Matt Dayman on July 20th, 2008 at 11:58AM PST
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