Toy Machine Billy goes to Sheckler's Party - MEGA POST!!!!

Image Description Here Ryan gives Billy a peace sign. Now that he is on TV, there are lots of people showing up to his parties. And of course they know his fridge will be well-stocked with all that MTV cash. And anyway, you know a party is huge when there is a band and a 'jumbo-tron.' Or when you see a posted model release when you walk in telling you that you might appear on TV, and if you do, you can't sue. Image Description Here Billy hired himself a new 'Life Assistant' his name is Alien from Canada. Image Description Here He's into beer like most Canadians. And who the fuck does this guy think he is? Image Description Here And what about this guy? Where do these people come from? I never saw this guy at a Dew Tour. Image Description Here Billy started wondering if it was such a good idea to come here... Image Description Here Active Erica was there with her tight homies. Image Description Here Billy is one of her tight homies. Image Description Here Alien fell in love with Sheckler's mom... Image Description Here And arm-wrestled his dad! Image Description Here Don't trip over the camera dude. Image Description Here I'm almost 95% sure that this is Colin McKay. Image Description Here Things started getting weirder the more drunk people got. Image Description Here Then J-Lay showed up... Image Description Here Someone (Alien?) disrobed and started spraying the crowd with urine. Image Description Here Johnny was loving it. Image Description Here Then Billy started taking photos of girls, but zooming in only on their boobies. (He is single now, we can allow it.) Image Description Here These ones look like they are sitting on a shelf. Image Description Here These ones are texting. Image Description Here These ones are married to a pro-skater. Image Description Here Then Billy started going for the up-skirt shots, but wasn't too successful. Image Description Here These ones were available for a squeeze test? Image Description Here Thanks Ryan (and Red-Bull I assume...) for having Billy over! It was epic!
Posted December 22nd, 2007 by It's your party - you can cry if you want to
Happy birthday Ryan.Smoking hurts.Why?Sieben is a pussy.
Posted By: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ on December 22nd, 2007 at 03:15AM PST
Aw,Johnny you're so cute.
Toy machine should make a belt with a metal buckle which said word.Makes you wonder what goes through a rat's head way down in the sewer system.
Posted By: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ on December 22nd, 2007 at 07:30AM PST
soooooooo lame


mostly i just mean ryan
Posted By: wow on December 22nd, 2007 at 08:55AM PST
Alien is fucking crazy

I'd go for the free beer,but if it wasn't free...i'd still go.Better then sitting alone wanking in the dark at 11 pm
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 22nd, 2007 at 09:06AM PST
Shecklers a bitch!
THANKS FOR SELLING OUT OUR CULTURE!
and making us look like pansys.



But toy gets raw.


and kills a couple people a week on average.
Posted By: who ever said sieben is a pussy on December 22nd, 2007 at 11:17AM PST
This is skateboarding :) mtv.. red bull.. dew.. crap.. vomit.. sheckler..
Posted By: Nick on December 22nd, 2007 at 11:34AM PST
note the Sheckler footage playing behind him on stage while he raises the roof the hard way.
Posted By: T. Selleck cut off sweat shorts on December 22nd, 2007 at 11:35AM PST
Billy is so fucking funny!!!!

Perverted, but hilarious!!

The tits married to the pro skater.. What pro are we talking about? He must have fun with those things.. they're beautiful!

Anywho, Billy, you're funny...

You down to get owned in some beer pong?

I became a pro last night..
Posted By: Jake on December 22nd, 2007 at 11:53AM PST
I love it! Best post in too long. Billy's Life Assistant first of all is amazing and those gross boobs and ill attempt at an upskirt. oh and naked pissing on the dance floor is brilliant. Sheckler rules... just ask him.
Posted By: Juan Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest on December 22nd, 2007 at 12:04PM PST
Oh shit!
Fuckin Active Erika is so beautiful!!!
ugh....i want to meet her.
:)
haha.
nice party.
wish i could've gone.
haha.
Posted By: Mark Rodriguez on December 22nd, 2007 at 01:25PM PST
alien is amazing. he's got some pretty epic parts on youtube.
Posted By: ryan on December 22nd, 2007 at 03:49PM PST
haha Alien is RAD
Posted By: bilbo on December 22nd, 2007 at 05:28PM PST
ryan called me but i didnt come.
Posted By: ex girl on December 22nd, 2007 at 06:59PM PST
Fall already, CA.



Posted By: Lemons on December 22nd, 2007 at 08:02PM PST
I spot 4 pieces of bling in the top photo.
Posted By: SK8er 4 LeyeF on December 22nd, 2007 at 08:21PM PST
Toy is fucking epic. Alien really made an ass of himself that bare ass picture is fucking classic.
Good to see Billy had a good time haha.

EPIC POST
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on December 23rd, 2007 at 02:55AM PST
Caine Gail Fucked Scheckler's mom- TRUE STORY>
Posted By: Skullbong and wizzard scepter on December 23rd, 2007 at 10:43AM PST
пиздез гавнюки отрываютя!!!!!!!
Posted By: vic on December 23rd, 2007 at 12:40PM PST
Шеклер МУДАК!!!!МУДАК!!!!МУДАК!!!!
Posted By: vic on December 23rd, 2007 at 12:41PM PST
i am skateboarding's only hope
Posted By: nick trapasso on December 23rd, 2007 at 06:57PM PST
But for how long,pussy?
Posted By: Not telling on December 23rd, 2007 at 08:37PM PST
So what is down there really?
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Posted By: ryan would on December 23rd, 2007 at 10:02PM PST
Coming home for christmas?
Posted By: Some cats enter the sewer and re on December 23rd, 2007 at 11:38PM PST
hahaha
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Posted By: erica yary on December 24th, 2007 at 05:15PM PST
please note that Alien has his lucky Abercrombe and Fitch undies on.....
Posted By: aliens Mom on December 24th, 2007 at 09:08PM PST
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Posted By: Gretchen Sheckler on December 25th, 2007 at 02:01PM PST
sheck-dawg looks like a glazed ham... Oh wait yea, he is definately a ham.. I would like to glaze his sweet mother in my turkey juice if ya know what I mean... anywho, I am really hoping that sheck-dawg will take the 'jack-o'(Michael Jackson) route with his career, and build a neverland ranch type of skatepark on a remote island and never face the public with his glazed ham, hambone, weinerdawg attitude.. Wait I have never even heard him talk, or seen him skate..really.. so shit! I know nothing about him! But if ya fake 'n bake that hard and choose to step on a 4-wheeler, ya ought ta be shot, by the glazed ham gods.... err
Posted By: weinerdawg-jacobson4500 on December 28th, 2007 at 01:20AM PST
this is the funniest post by far. somebody please pull the plug on MTV!
Posted By: i'm embarrassed to call myself a on December 29th, 2007 at 11:43AM PST
Diosss todas esas chicas estan buenisimas esa fue tremenda fiesta! erica esta guenisima i skate4ever toy machine hasta la muerte
Posted By: guille de venezuela on December 29th, 2007 at 12:00PM PST
Nice boobs
Billy still got taste! haha
Posted By: J-lay on December 30th, 2007 at 11:43AM PST
party looked fun and i wish i couldve went but ive been to a lot of perties and they were a lot more fun then what tht one looked like to be!
Posted By: Hayley on January 11th, 2008 at 11:39AM PST
fuck sheckler.
fuck MTV.
fuck sport-drink sponsors.

fuck crying over the dew tour.
fuck everything that mis-represents skasteboarding.
Posted By: texasforever19 on January 21st, 2008 at 11:25PM PST
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Posted By: bowie on October 12th, 2009 at 12:23PM PST
Is that Colin McKay or Chris Gentry? Is that chick in the see through shirt not Chris Gentry's wife?
Posted By: Abica on April 22nd, 2011 at 07:53PM PST
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