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Toy Machine Look Into the Eyes of Your Life Owner

Image Description Josh Harmony took this pic in Lyon while on a skate mission with Mr. Mortagne. Just out of frame is a swarm of a million rollerbladers, and I'm not talking about the boot grabbing, railing dancing variety, but a lamer Euro strain, that takes to couple-skating, cone weaving, and cigarette smoking. Oh yeah, new video, "Suffer the Joy" coming soon. Hold your breath...
Posted January 31st, 2006 by Your Beautiful Mexican Wife
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The EVIL
Posted By: christian on January 31st, 2006 at 03:05PM PST
How did Matt do in Tampa AM? I saw his name on the entering list.
Posted By: christian on January 31st, 2006 at 03:07PM PST
austin stephens eat your heart out.

by the way, where's the trailer for this so called "suffer the joy"?
Posted By: anthony on January 31st, 2006 at 03:21PM PST
Matt was too busy thinking about his upcoming part in "Suffer the Joy" to do well in the contest. He occupies his mind with Depeche Mode lyrics and tricks that have never been done.
Posted By: Kevs on January 31st, 2006 at 03:23PM PST
oh and another question, how tall are you ed? you always look like you're towering over everyone.
Posted By: anthony on January 31st, 2006 at 03:25PM PST
cody mcentire just took first at tampa am. give him a call.
Posted By: woolymastadon21 on January 31st, 2006 at 03:26PM PST
trailor
Posted By: a-stone on January 31st, 2006 at 03:27PM PST
that chick in the back be sexy.
Posted By: rectal erection on January 31st, 2006 at 04:19PM PST
scary...
Posted By: matt on January 31st, 2006 at 04:20PM PST
Spiked hair not slicked? Whats the reason. You should call rob warren in Omaha, Ne, he's won so many comps and chicago's es game of skate. Sponser.
Posted By: McJesus on January 31st, 2006 at 05:12PM PST
That is a freakishly cool picture.
Posted By: Master Shake on January 31st, 2006 at 05:19PM PST
shred gnar gnar shred
Posted By: penis? on January 31st, 2006 at 05:25PM PST
ed becasue your a vegan does this mean you dont eat cookies beacse there is eggs and cheeze in cookies, thats a real shame if you dont eat cookies your missing out, so no cookies and tea that sucks to tea partys wiht the queen for ed
Posted By: ............................ on January 31st, 2006 at 05:29PM PST
That's cool I guess, skateboarding contests are weird and I think unlike most other contests if you don't do well its not negative at all, it's only recognized if you do, do well. Plus half the people think contests shouldn't exist. I like them, but that's just me, I just don't like the fact they scream out every trick you do on a megaphone.
Posted By: christian on January 31st, 2006 at 05:31PM PST
ahhhhhh its hannibal lector
Posted By: z ripper on January 31st, 2006 at 05:49PM PST
Damn I need a new toy stick, but I must wait for the new ones to show up on the shelves.. Sigh
Posted By: christian on January 31st, 2006 at 06:17PM PST
ed you are still going to have a part in suffer the joy right?!
and my douche bag photo teacher wont let me do my report on you cause he has never heard of you
so i offered to show him some of your works and he just got shittier so i killed him

but i didnt really murder him
Posted By: sam gillis on January 31st, 2006 at 06:28PM PST
Your photo teacher needs to use his Google.
Posted By: larry on January 31st, 2006 at 11:22PM PST
Believe me I eat TONS of cookies. I don't eat regular cookies, because they have eggs and milk.
But I do eat Vegan cookies from the health food store.
Posted By: ed on January 31st, 2006 at 11:24PM PST
I am attempting to have a part.

YES!
Posted By: ed on January 31st, 2006 at 11:25PM PST
My hair may look spiked, but I assure you, it was NOT spiked.
Posted By: ed on January 31st, 2006 at 11:26PM PST
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two
hundred couches where you can...
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight.
Posted By: yes on February 1st, 2006 at 03:28AM PST
welcome to joy
suckin the good
suffer the life
welcome to good?
Posted By: fede on February 1st, 2006 at 03:32AM PST
id love to skate some where new in a different country. i bet it feels amazing.
Posted By: Jack on February 1st, 2006 at 03:56AM PST
Suffer the joy nice title ed

LOVE=EVOL
Posted By: Sonic "Lee" on February 1st, 2006 at 06:03AM PST
ed... ur pretty awesome and im glad that that videos coming out soon cuz toy machines badass
Posted By: michael on February 1st, 2006 at 07:43AM PST
Ed i would love to see you have a part the bigger the video the better.
loyal pawns unite.
Posted By: nebraska loves harmony on February 1st, 2006 at 08:46AM PST
Yes, someone else who actually knows who Interpol is!!!! Ed your pretty freaky! Where was this pic taken?
Posted By: SHMO on February 1st, 2006 at 11:04AM PST
you look like some wierd gay kid who cant fart worth a crap at all so when is the new movie coming out or i might just have to marry bam margera and slit my wrist!!!!=0
Posted By: little butt hole on February 2nd, 2006 at 06:46PM PST
I think that is Deanna in the back there, and she sure is a beauty!
Posted By: Dillan on February 3rd, 2006 at 09:59AM PST
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