Toy Machine Me and Ed went skating today!

He was ripping! Image Description Image Description
Posted January 24th, 2006 by Josh Harmony
Nice tool hanging from the ceiling. I don't even want to know what that's used for!
Posted By: Jonathan on January 24th, 2006 at 06:09PM PST
did josh really post this? if so i love you.(in a manly type of way of course)
Posted By: anthony on January 24th, 2006 at 06:09PM PST
Yes, this was my first post ever!
Posted By: Josh on January 24th, 2006 at 06:12PM PST
probly the sexyest man of my life
Posted By: reave on January 24th, 2006 at 06:18PM PST
You Know You're A Jock-Skater When...

1. Your Sponsor video is filmed entirely at a skatepark
2. The companies you send your video to are: Etnies, Oakley, Black Label,etc.
3. Your wardrobe consist of: puffy white shoes, ankle socks, shorts (jean or mesh), a jersey, and sunglasses
4. You like the motivational slogans printed on Black Label boards
5. You like to slam because you think it "toughens you up!"
6. You do bennihanas or fatties to flatties
7. You thought the laker color Koston's were "dope"
8. You Have a tribal tattoo
9. You run a lap to warm up before you skate
10. You give yourself "props" after you land a trick
11. You smack your tail to make noise to cheer for someone
12. You smoke while you skate
13. You enjoyed the Mike V. wrestling section in 411
14. You have a baseball cap helmet (extra points if you wear it backwards)
15. After a hard day skating you like to cool off at the batting cages
16. You are sponsored by Ford
17. You elbow drop cars at contests
18. You have bleached tipped hair and a pooka shell necklace
19. You hold the record for Anything
Posted By: im on to you on January 24th, 2006 at 06:26PM PST
by the way Josh, welcome to the land of the WEIRD.
Posted By: anthony on January 24th, 2006 at 06:34PM PST
have any of the team riders used that dildo?
(either on themselves or a whore)
Posted By: hunky man juice on January 24th, 2006 at 07:23PM PST
that post on "jock-skaters" is the stupidest thing i've ever read.
Posted By: lafuente on January 24th, 2006 at 07:34PM PST
Holy shit, that thing was a fucking samuri sword. You could kill some people with that.
Posted By: That Guy. on January 24th, 2006 at 07:48PM PST
ed is always ripping since television skateboards
as well as joshua
Posted By: madness on January 24th, 2006 at 08:02PM PST
Josh, "You know your a jock-skater when", has to be the funniest thing ive heard in a while, there is a kid that is always at a skatepark by my house who is exactly all of the things on that list, (laughs)
Posted By: a-stone on January 24th, 2006 at 08:31PM PST
sorry Josh didnt post that, l mean "im on to you"
Posted By: a-stone on January 24th, 2006 at 08:42PM PST
toy machine u guys r fuckin weird but ur like my influences.
escially eds art
Posted By: joey on January 24th, 2006 at 09:08PM PST
I relly want to see that teaser, can someone put in on da site
Posted By: andrew on January 24th, 2006 at 09:26PM PST
Anyone ever heard of this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/w/Fabian-Kravetz?v=17Gm5STUQmM&search=Freestyle%20skateboarding

It's a raw freestyle part!

Posted By: Phil on January 24th, 2006 at 09:46PM PST
im glad you enjoyed the list. personally i think its lame. i wrote it when i was a young skateboarder with far too much time on my hands. teenagers are always bummed about something. teenagers are total dicks. they always make fun of me.now, some years later, i find myself again with far too much time on my hands. i wasnt trying to call anyone out. still though some of that stuff is rather funny in a harsh kinda way. i just now opened a fortune cookie from pick up stix that reads " your judgment is a little off at this time" holy crap...thats kinda crazy.
Posted By: im on to you on January 24th, 2006 at 10:11PM PST
Phil,

I know Fabian Kravitz! He lives in Laguna Beach. I used to freestyle with him and Don Brown when I was really young. He is a nice guy.
Posted By: ed on January 24th, 2006 at 10:41PM PST
You pretty much described Ill Mitch as a jock skater.
Posted By: christian on January 25th, 2006 at 03:32AM PST
If you dont already know, I think you should look.. http://illmitch.com/ Ed you should have him to the team.
Posted By: christian on January 25th, 2006 at 03:34AM PST
school was closed in warsaw indiana today but im actually not happy cause it was supposed to be in the upper 40s today but i got 16 and it is snowing hard so i cant skate and i would say a day of school is worth it if i get to skate after but not today
Posted By: sam gillis on January 25th, 2006 at 07:30AM PST
ed how did you come up with the the name "toy machine"
Posted By: sam gillis on January 25th, 2006 at 07:43AM PST
wanna know how that was his first words he ever said when he was a baby
Posted By: Jeff on January 25th, 2006 at 09:14AM PST
That's awesome that you know Fabian from back in the day Ed! He's fun to watch.

I like freestyle a lot. I almost bought a Kevin Harris re-issue board last week, actually.

The youtube.com site is excellent for old skate videos (the large freestyle section really surprised me ). They have some of the best from the early 90's, including Plan B Questionable, and Rubbish Heap from World.
Posted By: Phil on January 25th, 2006 at 10:09AM PST
hahaha, j-harm is so awsome.
Posted By: matt on January 25th, 2006 at 12:45PM PST
ya seriously, is that a penis sword, thats insanely weird
Posted By: E$ on January 25th, 2006 at 01:22PM PST
sweet...by the way youtube.com is really good
Posted By: noah on January 25th, 2006 at 02:04PM PST
josh you are a very good skater.you are my favrit skater .
Posted By: andrew on January 25th, 2006 at 02:39PM PST
toy is the best.i love it.i can't waet when you come out whit a fallen shoe.
Posted By: andrew on January 25th, 2006 at 02:44PM PST
I think that list is sort of lame. I for one would rather be sponsored by anybody as opposed to nobody. And what is wrong with slapping your tail to give someone props? Who cares how you give props? The ankle socks thing kind of gets me as well. I'm sitting here typing this wearing ankle socks from the hospital. Yes some of them I do agree with such as giving props to yourslef and wearing a hat backwards under a helmet. But honestly who gives a shit? The dude wearing the mesh shorts, jersey, and Laker Koston's might whoop your ass in s-k-a-t-e some day. I'm not saying I'm one of the so called "Jock-skaters" but I think being sterotypical of other peoples style is kind of lame. That is what makes skateboarding what it is, the diverse styles of every person. What happened to the "brotherly love"? Aren't we supposed to embrace one another as skateboarders instead of shoot the burn at the "poser" or the "jock skater"? Either way they enjoy skateboarding just like you, me and every other person who decides to read this. And quite frankley, I think that is all what matters.
Posted By: Master Shake on January 25th, 2006 at 04:45PM PST
i agree with mastershake on the whole jock-skater thing...bennihanas are probably intensly hard i dont think it really matters what you wear or what teams you want to be on as long as youre good and since when is blacklabel a jock skater team...
but i do agree with a few things on that list i guess
Posted By: sam gillis on January 25th, 2006 at 05:30PM PST
uhhh nice sword...
Posted By: b-dylan on January 25th, 2006 at 05:35PM PST
uhhh nice sword...
Posted By: b-dylan on January 25th, 2006 at 05:35PM PST
"19. You hold the record for Anything"
danny way, a jock skater?
Posted By: D on January 25th, 2006 at 05:50PM PST
yea i really want that cocksaber hangning form the wall. is that what "steve" brushes his teeth with?
Posted By: Elitist THUNDERFUCK on January 25th, 2006 at 06:33PM PST
Just skate and have fun.
Posted By: Phil on January 25th, 2006 at 06:55PM PST
thanks!
Posted By: josh on January 25th, 2006 at 10:01PM PST
I liked the name "Toy", and I liked the name "Machine"-Ethan Fowler suggested that it be called Toy Machine, and it stuck. (he rode for us when we started...)
Posted By: ed on January 26th, 2006 at 12:04AM PST
sam gillis
ed came up with toymachine when he doubted to chose toy skateboards or machineskateboards and Brian Anderson said(i think it was him anyway) why don't you call it toymachine? and that's the way it happend... read it on emerica blab.

the list is funny
the dildo is deadly

Sonic "Lee"
Posted By: sonic "lee" on January 26th, 2006 at 12:54PM PST
I would have to agree with most of the things on that list but some of them actually arn't just jock stuff. Ed, if i saw you skating down the street in that mask, I would either shit myself or go get one for myself
Posted By: SHMO on January 26th, 2006 at 10:41PM PST
Well, Sonic "Lee" has it half right. But like I posted already, it was Ethan Fowler who suggested to put them both together...
Posted By: ed on January 27th, 2006 at 01:54AM PST
oops didn't notice you already wrote it...

i could swear i wrote it first :p doesn't matter

NOW GO SKATE!
Posted By: sonic "lee" on January 27th, 2006 at 04:38AM PST
cool mask, JOSH!
Posted By: I on January 27th, 2006 at 02:12PM PST
Harmony kills it in Good and Evil hope the part in the new vid doesnt dissapoint
Posted By: Zach shreds SC on February 1st, 2006 at 08:15AM PST
what are the buttons that josh has on his sweater?
Posted By: brandon on August 1st, 2006 at 07:18PM PST
Can anybody tell me how to get ahold of Fabian Kravitz??? He's an old friend/roommate of mine!!!

krystyna

stjarna1@yahoo.com :)
Posted By: Krystyna on July 22nd, 2009 at 04:46AM PST
Danny Way sucks balls. It's like the varsity football bus dropped him off at the skatepark instead of the football field and his competitive edge kicked in and he went with it. Next up Danny Way ollies a shark, then he ollies the broken levies in New Orleans, then he ollies the White House. I think he aspires to be the Michael Jordan of skateboarding.
Posted By: some black guy on October 18th, 2009 at 09:12PM PST
I would like to talk to Fabian Kravitz also, He's not just a great skateboarder,
he's an awsome Bass player & Musician.
If you know him have him go to myspace.com/gregborries
Posted By: Greg Borries on December 6th, 2009 at 09:11PM PST
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