News From May 2007

Toy Machine Did an autograph session today at BC in Denver...

Image Description Here This kid made a shirt based on our tour poster, and then later challenged Billy to a game of skate. Billy won.
Posted May 31st, 2007 by Tom Jones Mouth or Eddie Vedder mouth?

Toy Machine Photos from tour coming soon!

Image Description Here In the meantime, here is this lame photo of us going to skate a ditch.
Posted May 31st, 2007 by The Monster Squad

Toy Machine Matt B has inspired an imitation...

Image Description Here Kevin Marks from Overload Skateshop takes some acid (deck) and gets down with some asian honeys.
Posted May 31st, 2007 by the guy who drives real skaters around

Foundation Sierra at Woodward camp

Image Description Here Sierra Fellers will be at the Woodward, PA facility from June 17th - June 23rd. Hopefully training in the foam pit for King Of The Road.
Posted May 30th, 2007

Toy Machine Vote for Ed Templeton as the sexiest vegetarian!!!

Image Description Here Go to the PETA website and vote now! Don't let some doosh-bag win! And even more, don't let the many Non-Vegetarians listed win!!!
Posted May 30th, 2007 by Why Ed Templeton, of course!

Tum Yeto Tum Yeto supports skateboarding...

Image Description Here The city council is trying to pass an ordinance to get skateboarding banned from the city of Granby, Missouri. But some kids took it upon themselves to not go down without a fight. This is a group dedicated to keeping skateboarding alive and legal in Granby, MO. It seems the wonderful mayor Donna has took it upon her self to "hunt" the skateboarders of Granby, MO. It's our job to persuade the people of Granby, MO to keep it legal. To help you can come to the Granby City Council Meeting on the second Tuesday in June(June 12th).
Posted May 30th, 2007

Toy Machine These girls wanted Matt Bennett...

Image Description Here And he gave them a little sugar before we left. Image Description Here Ed got his photo taken too, but by some random dude...
Posted May 29th, 2007 by You can't always get what you want.

Foundation Split in Colorado photos

Image Description Here Actually just photo. 1 total to be exact.
Posted May 29th, 2007 by for me to poop on

Toy Machine Here is some Random for you.

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Posted May 28th, 2007 by Random, isn't it?

Toy Machine Matt Bennett has some wrist problems

Image Description Here If that is not close and gross enough, look at this. And remember, this is how Superman sees it. But I'm sure both Superman and Matt B would rather see this, or this. Check out Ed's blog to get a Sneak Preview of his new book! The whole team is leaving for US tour today, so the website may suffer, but be assured that when we come back there will be a fresh crop of photos and adventures to read about!
Posted May 28th, 2007 by George Foreman is all up in yo grill!!!

Toy Machine Proper tea drinking is all in the finger...

Image Description Here Diego's wife, Mabel taught him that. But you can't tame the Butcher.
Posted May 27th, 2007 by Tim 'the tool man' Taylor has racist tendencies

Toy Machine Trash that Shit, boys and girls...

Image Description Here Is all I'm gonna say about the post below.
Posted May 27th, 2007 by Some say George Bush is Hitler-esque...

Toy Machine Lurking on People #238475

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Posted May 27th, 2007 by Chris Hanson from Datline NBC

Toy Machine What the _____????????????????????????

Image Description Here They actually make magazines for this crap?
Posted May 26th, 2007 by I got my eyes on you people

Toy Machine Look what you run into...

Image Description Here When you are walking around in Los Angeles... Erik E and Drew R having a nice lunch.
Posted May 26th, 2007 by Axl Rose has a serious dingle-berry problem

Toy Machine Austin kickflips while teenager exists...

Image Description Here And while this particular kickflip isn't too pretty, the Grand Canyon sure is. And the lady who we paid to get into the canyon was even better!
Posted May 24th, 2007 by Randy Newman is code for horny newborn baby

Toy Machine Posse rolls deep in the Grand Canyon

Image Description Here Bradford, Keegan, Deanna and Ed.
Posted May 24th, 2007 by Kit Carson bought tools in Carson. -I'm sorry.

Foundation Foundation is on King Of The Road!

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Image Description Here We will be traveling from the East coast to the West coast starting in August. Be on the look out for us. Or not.
Posted May 24th, 2007

Toy Machine Billy shoots arrows at store windows...

Image Description Here While Josh and Nick watch. What else is there to do with your time? Drevin likes to climb in his spare time.
Posted May 23rd, 2007 by Billie Jean/Martin Luther/Burger_________?

Toy Machine I saw it, I shot it, we went there.

Image Description Here Doggy style?
Posted May 23rd, 2007 by Turtle-boy reynolds is jealous

Foundation I dont know what to think

Image Description Here Image Description Here Stupid invention but fun to try. So maybe its cool? I present to you Tail Devils. To bad Angel didn't have the tail devil for this blunt fakie.
Posted May 23rd, 2007

Toy Machine My friend Jimmy loves this place...

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Posted May 22nd, 2007 by Rambo versus Terminator Ichi ban!

Toy Machine Matt B's jacked wrist is a gangster reppin' LA

Image Description Here Doctor's Diagnosis: Don't skate for 3 months. We'll see how long that works. Loyal Pawns! We are coming to the USA, half of us are coming to Canada on a RVCA tour, and then the whole team is going to Europe and the UK and Russia in August. Info soon.
Posted May 22nd, 2007 by Rob and Big's toilet paper in the ass-crack

Foundation becoming famous isnt easy but...

Image Description Here Image Description Here Image Description Here somebodys gotta do it. So I got the call to come down to this super top secret ditch. location unknown. My job - Bring the talent to film for a Fuel TV Built to Shred episode. Met some friends there. Met some Nate Sherwoods there. No biggie just another day in San Diego. Sean did some lien to tail like stuff on the sketchy quarter pipe. I grinded this rail a couple times switch. And we left for the day. Thanks for the good times. And see you again today i think? Around noon. But don't tell anybody. Dont want the spot getting blown out.
Posted May 22nd, 2007

Toy Machine Jeremy Rogers sighting!

Image Description Here Did I post this before? If I did, here it is again.
Posted May 22nd, 2007 by If yer gonna spew, spew into this.

Pig Wheels Split in Colorado!

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Posted May 22nd, 2007

Toy Machine Drive by Shooting

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Posted May 21st, 2007 by Bam Margera's goatee

Toy Machine Toy Machine LURK-FEST Summer Tour

Image Description Here We are drawing a big 'X' right in the middle of the US of A and doing some damage to all that lies in our path. When I say Chicago, I mean Naperville, 30 minutes west of Chicago, and by Memphis, I mean Nashville. I was way too lazy to fix the map after I finished it.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Rosie O'Donnell got fingered by L. Ron Hubbard

Toy Machine Ed goes face-to-face with a croc

Image Description Here That wanted to bite his face off. That reptile needs to get control over his feelings.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Tyra Banks never liked rich choclate Ovaltine

Toy Machine Pearl Jam

Image Description Here Griffin LOVES them.
Posted May 21st, 2007 by Tactless humor guy

Toy Machine Broken Bennett (Again)

Image Description Here Poor Matt B, he had to have surgery on his battered wrist last week. He's in a sling but still looking tight. Don't think this gets you off the hook for buying Toy Machine, Matt will be around checking for consumers. Be on gaurd.
Posted May 20th, 2007 by Inappropriate Pickle Comment

Toy Machine The Butcher can be seen in Skateboarder this month

Image Description Here Diego pulls that gap that he was looking at on this site a while back... In other news, there was an epic rager of a party at J. Layton's house tonight. I wonder if Drevin came out of hiding...
Posted May 19th, 2007 by Britney Spears got a dick in a box from JT

Toy Machine When are pipes gonna come back in?

Image Description Here We need to see Andrew Reynolds rocking his tobacco pipe-style, then maybe 14 year olds everywhere will start using pipes.
Posted May 19th, 2007 by It look 85% cooler than a ciggy

Toy Machine Ed is back and now his blog can be downloaded...

Image Description Here Into your pants.
Posted May 18th, 2007 by The blogger needs diapers

Tum Yeto the one and only

Image Description Here Former Foundation rider Tony Silva. Now shredding his whip with the Sound Agency.
Posted May 18th, 2007

Foundation its a must have

Image Description Here Abdias drove down to pick up the newely released Foundation "A Nice Tee". I'm pretty sure all his friends will want one too.
Posted May 18th, 2007

Toy Machine Bright Lights, Big Nicky

Image Description Trapasso is off the the wonderful land of Frank, Yanks and spanks, New York City. Apparently there's some Volcom stuff going on. Have fun, dude
Posted May 17th, 2007

Foundation Cataclysmic Blog Abyss!

Mike Sutfin (art wizard and long time tum yeto homie who painted the cover of CA) started a fresh new blog. Check it out...he just put up some insider info about working on the F video project... including some commentary and never been seen sketches.
Posted May 17th, 2007 by Minister of Propaganda

Tum Yeto Make sure to vote on a tee for the new poll

Image Description Here A total of zero winnners will be randomly chosen to be entered in to win a years worth of boards. So yeah good luck. Vote on the main Tum Yeto page.
Posted May 17th, 2007

Tum Yeto Terrel what what

Image Description Here Todays Terrel Robinsons day to shine. I'm sure he will be stoked.
Posted May 17th, 2007

Dekline flow kid coming up

Image Description Here Jon Rojas has a interview over at the Active site. Check it out.
Posted May 16th, 2007

Toy Machine Birthday Thanks

Image Description Thanks to everyone who showed up at HB and made Grif as happy as a little girl. If you weren't there then ... Bradford was there in spirit.
Posted May 16th, 2007 by Guest #2

Toy Machine The Hills Have Boosh

Image Description Yikes. Oh yeah, Ed's Back!
Posted May 15th, 2007 by Heath's Fist

Toy Machine Huntington Park Party!

Image Description Josh freaked out and leapt to his death when he learned that he'd be on tour for Grif's birthday party at the HB park today. Everybody should abort their beach missions and make it over there for some intense hoopla! Epsilon.
Posted May 15th, 2007 by Black Tie Event

Tum Yeto Lizard King ...

Image Description Here Is on the site today. Hip hip Hooray.
Posted May 15th, 2007

Toy Machine Head Only

Image Description Even is the face of disaster, Matt B keeps it light and comical.
Posted May 14th, 2007 by Photo by JLay

Toy Machine Broken Bennett

Image Description Captain B got handled last week week while getting gnarly. Somebody had to clean and dress his wounds so he can stay studdly for the ladies. I mean, we don't want him ending up like this.
Posted May 14th, 2007 by Like Father, Like Son

Foundation yep

Image Description Here Sean got a little interview on the Vital skate website. You can look at it here. or here. or here.
Posted May 14th, 2007

Tum Yeto Garrett featured on the site.

Image Description Here One of Coreys good friends Garrett Hill. Entering star status.
Posted May 14th, 2007

Toy Machine Johnny's New Tat

Image Description Look, J-Lay went for it with this new one. Pretty soon he'll be all covered.
Posted May 13th, 2007 by Mike V. Still Rips

Toy Machine Austin Peers Into Your Soul

Image Description While Josh peers into a ditch cave, but only until it spits him out. He should have taken the water route.
Posted May 11th, 2007 by Monkey In a Concrete Jungle

Tum Yeto Mysterys own...

Image Description Here Adrian Lopez. With some girl at the Cataclysmic Abyss premiere.
Posted May 11th, 2007

Foundation Split demo

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Posted May 10th, 2007

Toy Machine The Tan Man and Gomorrah

Image Description It's Tanner's first appearance here on the site. He's not into sodomy but all the same, I hope his mom doesn't check it out.
Posted May 10th, 2007 by photo by JLay

Toy Machine A Long Post

Image Description Diego, while absent from our immediate presence is always flying through our hearts. He's laid up with a bum ankle but he'll be right as rain for the upcoming US Tour. Dates soon to follow.
Posted May 10th, 2007 by God Damned Tre Flips On Flat

Tum Yeto Toy Machines own...

Image Description Here Ed Templeton. Celebrity skateboarder of the day.
Posted May 10th, 2007

Foundation FUDGE online interview!

Travis Millard is good people. Foundation is down for Fudge and he has been lending
his oddly shaped hands to the F for awhile now.Check out his new interview on
There are some Foundation things to check out too. And if you are super down you will go to his newly updated website and lurk for days.
Posted May 9th, 2007 by Minister of Propaganda

Toy Machine Coming In Hot

Image Description Josh and Austin are always egging each other on to get gnar. Sometimes it goes too far and people start playing Jenga with their lives. Will you just take it easy?
Posted May 9th, 2007 by Calmer Than You Are...

Tum Yeto celebrity skateboarder number 3

Image Description Here Elements own Tony Tave. Photo taken at the San Diego Cataclysmic Abyss premiere.
Posted May 9th, 2007

Toy Machine The Tempster Goes Gonzo

Image Description Ed gets pretty weird but make no mistake, he is a man. You only need to look as far as the beautiful Deanna for proof of that.
Posted May 8th, 2007 by His Minion

Foundation You got it forsure

Image Description Here I love that part about skating. No matter how far off the person is from landing the trick. You always here the "you got it forsure" from the kid that isnt skating and just wants to be entertained. Thats usually me. But he really did he have it. It just wasnt the handstand front blunt down the rail that I'm showing here. And Bart was killing it.
Posted May 8th, 2007

Tum Yeto Daniel Shimizu

Image Description Here Coming in as the 2nd celebrity skater to appear in as many days.
Posted May 8th, 2007

Toy Machine El Nino

Image Description Sometimes product tosses get strange.
Posted May 7th, 2007 by The Ultimate Warrior Wrestling Buddy

Toy Machine Shooting Star

Image Description Austin has a wealth of adoring fans, even among his own homies. He takes to the skies often and inspires the youth to do the same.
Posted May 7th, 2007 by Annie Wilkes

Foundation a day with...

Image Description Here Image Description Here Gareth Stehr. Met at Brooklyn to see if anybody wanted to get gnarly. And ended up mostly skating the bump to bar. Gareth got the tweaked out ollie. Then kind of started to invent his own little trick. Put the board up vertically on the rail and jump on it. Looks like a tail block in the photo. More photos tomorrow.
Posted May 7th, 2007

Tum Yeto skateboard celebrities

Image Description Here My first installment of my new 2 week long tribute to left over photos from premieres and such that have no home. Skateboard Celebrities has formed. Just think People magazine with skateboarders. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the ride. I'm starting off with a bang... Heath Kirchart.
Posted May 7th, 2007

Toy Machine Gym Class 1981

Image Description Matt B gets his kicks in different ways than most. For instance, while everyone cut their dickies into short pants during the sweltering heat of last year's King of the Road, Matt whipped out some gym shorts and cooled off with maximum leg showing. He is a unique weasel...
Posted May 5th, 2007 by Mr Pozak

Toy Machine Getting High

Image Description Whether on the board or the swing, Flobot Rob likes to fly.
Posted May 4th, 2007 by Flobot Mainframe

Toy Machine The Ever Present Gaze Of The Tempster

Image Description He's always got his eye on you. Josh knows this and is always getting gnar for his pleasure. You should too.
Posted May 4th, 2007 by Toiling For My Omnipotent Ruler

Toy Machine Mo Mo-Val

Image Description More action for the near desert. Josh got busy again while some dudes got hard and little girls got toyed out with Dad. Pretty epic.
Posted May 3rd, 2007 by There In Spirit Not Reality

Pig Wheels Nuge eating pizza

Image Description Here Give Nuge a high five next time you see him. Because his part in Catacylsmic Abyss is pretty damn good.
Posted May 3rd, 2007

Foundation new dinosaur shapes dropping...

Image Description Here So sometimes this place turns into woodshop and crazy shapped boards are the new cool thing to make. Seems that way lately. First we had the razor blade board cut and painted to look like a razor blade. But now a T rex board?! What the hell is going on around here. Fully funtional T rex Foundation board. Get some.
Posted May 3rd, 2007

Toy Machine Diego Goes Karaoke

Image Description Does this guy know how to party or what?
Posted May 2nd, 2007 by Your Aching Liver and Stretched Vocal Chords

Foundation homies with some new boards

Image Description Here Sean and Chris show off the new Cataclysmic Abyss Foundation boards.
Posted May 2nd, 2007

Tum Yeto I'm pretty sure you could guess it

Image Description Here Another tattoo post! Wow how creative huh. Roy from Pulse skateshop showed his love for Toy Machine by getting this sect tattoo. I'm pretty sure he went to this guy for the tat. You can tell he's legit because he puts his board on the table when hes tattooing. Another thing I'm pretty sure about is that kid becoming the next employee on miami ink after Kat Von D gets fired in next weeks episode...
Posted May 2nd, 2007

Foundation Mike checking in

Image Description Here Here's one picture of him to look at.
Posted May 1st, 2007

Toy Machine Art is such a bitch sometimes...

Image Description Here shouting the poetic truths of high school journal keepers.
Posted May 1st, 2007 by And then drive home