When - Saturday May 20th 2006
Where - Adio Warehouse
5830 El Camino Real
Carlsbad, CA 92008
Come check out Adrian Mallory and Shuriken Shannon
respresenting Pig Wood and Wheels.
Corey not fadded Angel is old enough and the rest of the dudes went to the pub. Hanging out with the street beers in London.
1. Jereme Rogers
2. Greg Lutzska
3. Billy Marks
4. Nilton Neives
5. Danny Fuenzalida
= paragraph break()()()())()()()()()()()()()()())()())() on our way to congress to un-wind,when some bike riding hippie punk crust core stoop fucked up.corey yelled something innocent at a female riding a bike with her dude friend,when all of a sudden he drops his bike and kicks the passenger side door.WRONG.that happen to be the seat i was sitting in.OUT FOR ACTION.me,ball,and hommamotto were outta the van before corey could throw it in park.RUN FORESST.we didnt make any contact with the guy cause he was running faster than a fucking cartoon character.barker put me responsible for that van and damn the fucker thats gonna kick it.SCRAPE.his bike wasnt so lucky,when he threw it down to run he threw it in the path of our great van.FLOOR IT.the guy looked pissed,we looked on laughingly at what was a bike is now a metal taco with a seat.HOTEL.parked the van,took a cab to the bar.WAIT.to much detail,the night ended like this.ball and me puking and me waking up this morning on the balcony to sunburned hands.ASK SLASH AND THE GANG ABOUT THE GIRL WE PICKED UP AT WILD OATS.going shredding now.to be continued.............................................................................................
= paragraph break DAY 1- whatevs,sat in the van to phoenix and ate some fucked food and threw up into $20 worth of my bag of goods.slash,eric,and mallory got chinesed eyed the whole way and blair myspace and looked at porn websites on the computer in the middle of the desert.
= paragraph break DAY 2- we got in gear fit to burn,burn we did.BANG.the sun is swallowing my fucking brain,how the hell is it possible to get a sunburn on yer eyeballs.RETINA DAMAGE.we skated some park blah blah blah boring.the red rick took us to some spot and where we met up with ernie torres and some other peeps.DANGER.ernie skated with a knife and primoed a kickflip,fucking raw.WHAM.pulled a trick after burning 4000 calories and 45000 brain cells.erick ripped,adrian ripped,ball ripped,slash ripped his pants and blair rips at skating.GREG IS BURNT.picked up duffman at the airport and to a room for some antics.END.
= paragraph break DAY 3- drive to sedona for a demo the next day.the owner from the shop took us to a bar his friend owns and is directly next to the shop.WARP SPEED.the owner of the bar is a fucking maniac,imagine if mario and luigi were on acid.WHOA BRO.the dude was drinking greygoose straight,out of a pint glass with a straw.LAST CALL.yeah right,by this time mario bro's let blair behind the bar to make me a bloody mary and whatever else was on tap.NO DICE.he didnt take a liking to slash being behind the bar.FREE 99.after many a shots and other free shit the bar offered we stumble back to the room.BLANK.its morning and a shop sighning at sanctuary skate shop then a demo.SMELLS LIKE FREE.mario bros was back in effect,catering us to pizza and pasta.i passed on that scene and decided to puke up the great idea of free booze from the nights past.RALPH.did the demo at a rad park blah blah blah.GREG IS BURNT.bar-b-q at the shop owners house and back to poenix.
= paragraph break DAY 4- GREG IS BURNT.i take the wheel of the van and go 90mph to a gap into bank.FUCK.duffel is a god damn monster,slash ran out of cares to give,and adrian may be quiet off the board but hes a fucking bullhorn on it.SCORCHED.brain dead scrammbled brain stew,heat me at 100 degrees and im fried.SUPRISE.another park and another blah blah blah.oh yeah,duffel has some half bleached and half black hair going,my new nickname for him is CRUELLA DUFF'EL.im writing a song and will post it when its done.END.